“Dahlings! Welcome to An Evening with Picasso-esque“.
“Rene Rosso here, and I’m thrilled to announce that this Art Gowns show is being broadcast across the globe. So, without further ado, let me hand the mike over to our esteemed Art Director, Rebecca Budd.”
“Welcome, welcome! Tonight, we are on fascinating journey through the esque-art of Picasso. So, let’s not waste anytime, and bring on the Art Gowns Models!”
“First out on the catwalk is Gigi. Gigi and her gown sure know how to make a point!”
“Next out is AGM Shey. Shey showers us with a fun kooky rendition of romance.”
“Marina is a show stopper in this cubist creation.”
“Our darling Dale takes on a dozen dimensions in this daring design.”
“Holly is a dream in this flowing full length frock with matching hair.”
Tired of her Picasso-esque gown, Ms. Rosso did an unexpected costume change into a Van Gogh-esque gown, inspired by “Starry Night”.
She also changed the song she would sing. The orchestra scrambled to pull out the sheet music. After all, this was no ordinary Torch Song.
All of the AGMs were in the wings listening to Rene’s beautiful rendition of Nicole Scherzinger’s rendition of Don’t Cry For Me Argentina. Then suddenly, as the last note floated away, AGM Shey started turning greenish.
The AGMs and Rebecca watched in horror as the transformation continued, until
Shey had become a Goth Gown Model of her former self. The Sheygoth slowly faded away into black.
At that exact moment, every leaf on Shey’s Cottonwood, at Tim’s Magic Tree Sanctuary fell off. In the next second, all the other Magic Trees shed their leaves in solidarity.
One-Eye screamed, “Someone save Shey! We’re booked in Manchester in 3 days”!
Rene Rosso character © Resa McConaghy & Holly Rene Hunter
Prior to the defoliation of Tim’s Magic Trees, the trees whipped up a storm and a rainbow, that went all the way to Manchester, UK.
‘Oron’s head on a stick was placed on the rainbow, whereupon he slid all the way to Manchester. He landed on the doorstep of an umbrella factory, where he was cobbled back together.
Click on Umbrella ‘Oron to visit his blog.
All magic trees © Timothy Price from Off Center Not Even
Their names are hot! I assure you!
Lala LaSwirl (aka Charlotte Hoather) has been invited to perform in Rene Rosso’s new show opening soon, in Manchester UK.
As the proud owner of Charlotte & George’s new album, “Songs From Our Balcony” I must say I just can’t listen to it enough! In the meantime, here is the link to buy the new album, and other of her recordings. https://music.apple.com/us/artist/charlotte-hoather/853884334