I know I look amazing. I can’t help it! I’ve been heavily filtered. Unfortunately, the colours are not as Resa meant them.
When supply chain issues affected the stock of art supplies in Toronto, Tim & Holly – House of Heart started a swear jar to buy a gift of art supplies, & mail them to Resa. If she is not home, she can later pick it up at her post office.
I hear you RR! She can’t order on line, because if she’s not home, the delivery guys just leave the package on the step. Never mind porch pirates, Resa lives by a busy streetcar transfer stop. Hundreds of people are out there every day.
“That’s true, Marina! Recently, she couldn’t find paper in the weight & size she uses. So she did this pencil & smudges drawing of me around old paint blots.”
“Still, none of us get new gowns without drawing paper. Here comes the dream! It’sΒ Drawing paper, a REAM of it, seen here posing beside the new Art Gown (for Shey). It’s about 60% done. AGM Dale, what do you think about that?”
“Holly, I’m feeling 100% wicked about it!”
“Especially when you factor in a roll of Resa’s fave paper, two pads of the same paper, two dozen HB pencils, scads of water colour pencils and two kneadable erasers!”
“On top of it all, Tim threw in a gift of LED lights, so Resa can try getting the colours more how she means them.”
The lights are fabulous, dahling, but we need a new make-up artist. The one from the Coop knows how to work with my face. Can we make that happen?
Of course dahling! Only the best, now that we have lights.
Ribbons of sand run through her red hair. The moon streaks the sky with flecks of gold. – based on words from a poem by Holly.
Dear Tim,
You’ve gone beyond the call. I can’t thank you enough! I’ve been taking pics for days. I want everything to be perfect for this thank you, but there’s so much to learn. We will have to settle for perfectly imperfect. XOXOXO
Tim, RB here via Skype. I wanted to be here and celebrate with Resa, RR and the AGMs. I have no idea where I am, but I am art directing a fashion show for Live Nitoop Network, apparently. If you see PBH, can you pass this on for me?
Dahlings! Rene Rosso here, welcome to the Jazz Age!
Defined by writers, performers and artists of the time such as F. Scott Fitzgerald, Josephine Baker and Thomas Hart Benton, it was more than a Gatsby, Paris or New York moment. So letβs get the full string of beads from our glorious Art Director, Rebecca Budd.
Thank you, Rene! We know the Flapper dress was the catβs meow and the Charleston was the hooferβs delight. Still, we should acknowledge that Vionnet and Chanel were the first designers to get rid of the corset, defining the silhouette of the era. Palazzo pants made their debut, and the cloche hat was the keenest.
Here to show you what gowns were all about are the Art Gowns Models! First out on the catwalk is Gigi. Gigi wears a hand painted silk georgette dress, with asymmetric tiers, accentuated by hand rolled satin rattail.Β
AGM Marina is a Deco Delight in her Gloria Swanson inspired fish tail gown. The fish tail is made completely of metallic gold diamonds, and spills gracefully out onto the floor.
Iβd like to take a moment here to acknowledge the brilliant work of “The Beauty Team”. On loan from The Coop; hair, make-up and wardrobe have done an outstanding job.
It was a tough job for Wiggy, to create all those Marcel Waves on the AGMs, who refused to have their hair cut. Nonetheless, between her skill and ingenuity, all the AGMs are finger waved.
Jamie copied the smouldering eyes of the era. Thanks to Clara Bow, eyebrows were severely plucked and pencilled in thin. Of course none of the AGMβs could afford to have their eyebrows plucked due to upcoming runway dates, but Jamie managed a faux look.
Judy did a masterful job making faux feathers out of scrap fabrics,Β for any trims and boas. Instead of fur, she trimmed Miss Rossoβs velvet Opera Cape, with a lusher napped velvet.
Back on the runway, AGM Dale shows off hand embroidered trims with jewel insets, in this fun design. A cloche hat adds elegance.
Holly works poetry in this AGM must show black silk crepe gown. Its lines are definedΒ with the latest ribbon imports from Europe.
AGM Sheyβs gown, made from a glorious silk jacquard, is reminiscent of the late 20βs as the drape flows into the bias cut of 30βs.
I now hand the stage back to Ms. Rosso!
Thank you, RB! Iβm thrilled to present our guest performer of the evening. Hereβs the beeβs knees, Lala LaSwirl. Lala has been touring the opera circuit under the name “Soprano Charlotte Hoather”! Tonight she will sing Quando Mβen Vo from La BohΓ¨me by Giacomo Puccini.
Thank you, dahling Rene! Iβm thrilled to be here. I could imagine the character, Musetta, wearing this Art Gowns outfit, as it is very glamorous. I could imagine a director selecting the dress if the setting for the performance was the 1920βs era.
After the show, Ms. Rosso was to attend to a Gatsby themed party in a bias cut dress & velvet opera wrap. In a fun mood, she sang along with her favourite entertainer of the era, Josephine Baker.
Out of the blue, RRβs 6th sense slapped her in the face! She stopped dead in her tracks.
She looked into her Tangle-Heart. My, my she thought, things look quite sweet and rosy. It’s, idyllic, so perfect. Something is wrong!
Dahlings, I knowΒ look simply marvellous in this pic of my Ziegfeld Follies gown. Sad, but it was lost with all my luggage while on tour 3 years ago. Now, it is my thank you Art Gown.
I adore the new cover for Shey’s book –The Viking and the Courtesan
Let it be known that Shey’s heroines possibly are: strong willed, hard headed, lie, cheat, steal, connive, duplicitous and able to hide a corpse in the cellar. Intrigued? Just click on the book cover and go to her Amazon page!
Princess Blue Hollyβs Tangle-Heart guided her to a back window accessing OtherWorldβs tower.
Peering out the only window facing onto OtherWorld, PBH could see DracGoth with Evilomlap Etagloc. DracGoth must have helped Evilomlap escape his imprisonment in a picture frame! Using super hearing, she eavesdropped.
EE β Hissss β This OtherWorld you made is a bit creepy, Drac. Hiss, cough, cough! Itβs so dim and dank.
DG β I disagree, Evil. I find it very pleasant down here. I canβt stand all the light and colours up in the real world. Thatβs why I need SheyGoth to move down here.
EE β Why canβt you just be happy with the effigy of SheyGoth I made you? Hack, cough, hiss!
DG β We used it to crash the Art Gowns fashion show, and suck the colour out of the real world, but all she does here is sit on her throne. Ainβt nothinβ like the real thing, Evil!
EE β You really think Blue Holly willβ¦. COUGH, hiss, come here trying to rescue colour?
DG β Of course, and when she does Iβll demand SheyGoth in exchange.
EE β Hiss, cough, and where is the colour hidden?
DG β In the effigy, obviously! Mwahahaha!
EE β Mwahaβ¦ hack, hack, hissβ¦hahaha!
Blue Holly could see that DracGoth had worked some half dead black bamboo into his drabscape. She got an idea. Using her Tangle-Heart, she contacted Rebecca Buddβs Black Bamboo on Timβs Magic Tree Sanctuary.
She instructed the Bamboo to have the Art Gowns Models wander through and miniaturize them; then filter them into OtherWorld via its bamboo. She knew from her Tangle-Heart that once the AGMs left OW, they would return to normal size.
Hello boys!
DG & EE β What theβ¦ Blue Holly and puppets?
First, thatβs Princess Blue Holly to you! Only my good friends call me Blue Holly. Second, these are not ordinary puppets. I had the AGMs miniaturized. I thought we could work out a deal. Come closer, look! Theyβll put on a fashion show for you!
DG β How did you get in here?
We filtered in through the black bamboo
DG β Evil, burn down the bamboo so they canβt escape!
EE β Done! π₯
You idiots! There’s more than few ways in and out of here. You’re burning down your own home for nothing!
β Wow! These look good Drac! Hissss, cough! Iβll take Gigi!
βIn your dreams Evilomlap!β
DG β Iβll take AGM Marina! Iβve always wanted to play with her.
βIβm with Gigi! In your dreams DracGoth!β
EE β Fiesty little things, eh Drac? Iβm taking AGM Holly!
βIβll be in your worst nightmare!β
Not so fast! First restore colour to the real world, and Iβll give the AGMs to you. Itβs a good bargain. If the AGMs were full size, do you have any idea how much their gowns, make-up and hair would set you back?
DG β Evil?
EE β Letβs do it!
DG β Done, “PRINCESS” Blue Holly! It will take an hour for the colour to return completely!
Looking into her Tangle-Heart PBH could see the first bit of colour slicing through the grey.
Then the Tangle-Heart showed her Resaβs Tree. Although heavily frosted with grey, there was no doubt colour was returning.
DG β Iβll grab AGM Dale! Sheβll look cute with SheyGoth and Marina.
Dale said not a word. NOW! said PBH! Whereupon AGM Dale, aka Thunder, created a thunderstorm that grew darker and darker; louder and louder.
As much as she loved DracGoth, he could not get away with stealing the worldβs colour. She would not be coerced. AGM Shey thrust an arm into the black of the storm. Using her SheyGoth, she broke the inky dark into millions of swirling fragments.
The swirling black fragments turned red, then became Princess Blue Hollyβs long red hair. Using her hair, the miniature AGMs climbed into the tower. They escaped out the back window.
When the thunderstorm passed, DracGoth and Evilomlap found themselves as prisoner puppets of the SheyGoth effigy.
EE β This is horrid! HACK, hissss. cough. Iβm going to run out of cigarettes, soon!
DG β Cigarettes? What about our dreams of possessing the art Gowns Models?
Hello Boys! Iβm an effigy of Rene Rosso. Blue Holly sent me here to brighten up your drab world, and sing to you about dreams, forever!
Colour is restored to earth. Rene Rosso has vowed that the next catwalk will showcase the Art Gowns Models in full colour.
Welcome, welcome all, to A Carnival of Color! Iβm Rene Rosso πΉ, and I present to you the most colour you will ever see on any catwalk, anywhere.
All hail our dahling Art Director Rebecca Budd! Wearing bias cut faux tartan print palazzo pants, with coordinated accessories, she has earned the feathers in her hat directing βA Carnival of Colourβ!
“Iβm honored to be here, & what a great day for us all! Colour is a critical component of our lives, and I am thrilled to present all the AGMs resplendent in their favourite colours from the crayon carousel!”
“First out on the runway is AGM Holly! Holly wears a feathery gown in milky hues of magenta, yellow, green and teal.”
SUDDENLY β¦. black and white flashes engulfed the venue. As AGM Holly exited the stage, her gown turned black, white and grey.
Stunned, but knowing the show must go on, Rebecca introduced the next gown.
“Hereβs AGM Shey, in a romantic gown from times past. This gown; in hues of blues and creams, with pumpkin petticoats andΒ a delightful orange trim, presents quite nicely .. ahemβ¦ in shades of black and white .”
“Letβs hear it for AGM Marina! In daffodil yellow and a brilliant cinnamon copper, her 1940’s inspired gown awes us β¦ erm β¦ whew! in the monochromatic scale.”
“Put your hands together for Gigi, our most colourful AGM! Magenta, pink, teal, orange, blue and more have never looked as amazing as they do on this body of silver! How fabulous it looks in black, sigh, white and grey! ”
“AGM Dale wows us in this mosaic print in every colour a person could imagine. Just look at those greens, lavenders, reds, golds and more in the drama of black and white!”
“Now, let’s have a thunderous applause for Rene Rosso! Tonight she will share her kaleidoscopic voice with us featuring the Torch Song …..”
As Rebecca spoke, all of the colour drained out of Ms. Rosso’s gown. Worse, her magnificent red hair turned shades of grey.
RR became extremely angry, and in a fit of passion switched her Torch Song to a rendition of a RockβnβRoll song by Heart! Her band scrambled!
When the song ended, RR stormed off the stage in a smoky huff! As she exited stage left, black and white flashes burst forth! It was a stroboscopic SheyGoth!
A collective gasp went up! AGM Sheyβs voice resounded through and over all, βThat is not me! That is a fake SheyGoth!β
RR was not amused! Her lounging robe in lavender lace with petite flocked lilac flowers and magenta ruffles was a disaster in in the grey scale.
She looked into her Tangle-Heart, and suddenly knew the score. DracGoth was the culprit. However, she knew he wasnβt this clever. He must have had help!
While I continue to struggle with Tartan & Motorcycles, I thought colour would be the way to go. Apparently there are forces working against the Art Gowns Models. Not to worry! PBH will have this travesty of creativity cleared up in no time at all, or as fast as I can draw!
Lala LaSwirl is on tour. She will be back for another Soprano performance in November. In the meantime, visit her blog, buy her album and blow your mind!
πΉDahlings, welcome to βA Tangle of Scribblesβ!Β Rene Rosso here presenting Art Gowns’ third Tangle TributeΒ to Tim from Off Center Not Even, for his gift of pencils & other art supplies for One-Eye.
Β I now hand over the mike to our Art Director Rebecca Budd. Rebecca has single-handedly brought back the fad of Palazzo Pants, aka, “the gown of trousers”.
Good evening! During the great pencil drought of 2021, One-Eye had no other course but to do a line of Art Gowns scribbled in black, blue and red ballpoint pen. Itβs an exciting collection, so letβs check out the catwalk.
AGM Marina had the first fitting. Being the artistic type, she chose this wild βWhy do I have to draw ballpoint scribble gowns?β venting style.
Although AGM Shey lost weight from all the DracGoth 3 am visits , it was good news during fittings. She was the only one who could get into this one shoulder, side tail, super slim scribble-off.
I’m Thrilled to present our special guest, πLala LaSwirlπ! Spokes-Singer for the AIDAS & goodβ¦.ah..ermβ¦ friend of Rene Rosso. Lala really knows how to rock a scribble gown with scribble boa.
AGM Dale goes Hollywood in this snazzy and unsuspected array of thunder scribbles.
Heeeereβs Holly! This sweet AGM chose a back and forth arrangement of scribbling, with scribbled floral accents.
Gigi, the catβs pyjamas, is an AGM class act. She’s featured here in this asymmetric hip line featuring gradating scribbles skirt, and scribbled hip bow.
πΌ Now,Β on to tonight’s musicΒ entertainment! πΌ
Hello dahlings! I’m honoured to be wearing the first scribble gown that was created. Of course it was designed especially for me!
I’m also thrilled to be doing a cover of “The Look Of Love”. My favourite rendition is the one by the most amazing, Diana Krall.
“Unfortunately the red, black and blue ballpoints ran out of ink, just as my gown was being scribbled up.”
“One-Eye was forced to use pink, turquoise and purple gel pens. I just love it! I feel like singing!”
Rene Rosso, and all of the AGMs welcome Charlotte Hoather – SopranoΒ into our special world of Gowntoons! We want you to know that you can buy Charlotte and George’sΒ “Songs From Our Balcony” A++++++ album. Just click onΒ the pic of Charlotte above, and you will be in their shop at Apple!
The AGMs names are the hottest. No kidding! Click on your fave and go visit!
The art supply store near me, perhaps the biggest in Toronto, has been a Mother Hubbard’s Cupboard for a year. A high quality pencil is important to me. I mentioned to AGM Holly that I was down to my last low quality pencil, so she & Tim started a swear jar. Within a day they saved enough for Tim to buy me all these pencils!!!! π
Tim went beyond the call, and bought me an array of lead types. He sent me red watercolour pencils for RR & PBH’s hair – pink & turquoise for Lala’s upcoming gowns – black, white and ochre, (mine are down to stumps). I got 4 kneaded erasers, 4 pencil stump holders and a special coffee cup, for my coffee when I’m drawing.
Also, since November the shops in Toronto have been closed, except for 2 weeks in March. Things going well, they will reopen with 15% capacity, hopefully in a week tomorrow. I’m sure shelves will still be bare for awhile.
π¨ With this wonderful gift, I will be able to hold out for quite awhile! π¨
Princess Blue Holly descended gracefully into Otherworld.
She was led by her Tangle-Heart. A moonless night was falling, as it watched over the defoliated magic trees.
Upon arrival, Blue Holly adopted the garb of the common peoples of Otherworld. She wandered tirelessly through a dark, eternal 3 a.m., searching for SheyGoth.
At first the song was far away, but PBH followed the music. AGM Shey was an incurable romantic. She was sure SheyGoth was behind the music.
As PBH drew near to SheyGoth, DracGoth intercepted.
βPrincess Blue, I call you out! You are not in your league here. You have few powers to do anything. SheyGoth is here of her own free will. She can only leave of her own free will. We are Otherworld lovers.β
Blue Holly faced him dead on, albeit a tad cheeky.
βWas it the red hair that tipped you off? Look, I just want to talk to SheyGoth!β
SheyGoth appeared behind her Goth lover.βPrincess Blue, I have no desire to talk with you!β
PBH replied, βthen at least speak with Rene. You owe her that much. She made you, and all of the Art Gowns Models international celebrities.β
Driven by her love for all her AGM sisters, SheyGoth conceded. Blue Holly chose Nowhere & Nothing World, for the meeting. SheyGoth slipped on a simple gown, thereby becoming AGM Shey for the occasion.
A hologram of Rene Rosso appeared. “Come home dear Shey!”
βRemember the gowns, the colours, the joys of the catwalk? Remember Holly, Dale, Marina & Gigi? Remember how all the AGMs help each other? They wait for you! Rebecca Budd says she canβt do another show without you!”
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AGM Shey’s memories filled the air around her. Soon her true colourΒ came back.
AGM Shey looked at RR, and asked,”Will you sing “Once I Was Loved”, by Melody Gardot?”
DracGoth was frantic.Β βSheyGoth, donβt leave me! I love you! I need you! We are Otherworld lovers!β
βSorry, Dahling! As much as I love our loving, there is no colour, no daytime, no any other time but 3 a.m. here. The Girlfriends and Gowns are calling. Dahling, you can come up and see me any night! I’ll wait in the dark for you.”
With that, SheyGoth slowly faded into a golden glow. The golden glow was cast upon the leafless magic trees.
Soon AGM Shey’s tree and all other magic trees were green again.
1. I was commissioned to draw Dracula. DracGoth is some of the drawings that did not win. Here is the winner:
2. AGM Shey/aka SheyGoth/ aka Shehanne Moore – IS a true romantic. She writes the best historical romances, ever! Of 8 I’ve read 7. I’ve reviewed 6 here on Art Gowns. More will come!
Click on the above banner & go to Shey’s Amazon page!
In case you missed the first episode to this adventure, click on the pic below, and go there!
“Dahlings! Welcome to An Evening with Picasso-esque“.
“Rene Rosso here, and I’m thrilled to announce that this Art Gowns show is being broadcast across the globe. So, without further ado, let me hand the mike over to our esteemed Art Director, Rebecca Budd.”
“Welcome, welcome! Tonight, we are onΒ fascinating journey through the esque-art of Picasso. So, letβs not waste anytime, and bring on the Art Gowns Models!”
“First out on the catwalk is Gigi. Gigi and her gown sure know how to make a point!”
“Next out is AGM Shey. Shey showers us with a fun kooky rendition of romance.”
“Marina is a show stopper in this cubist creation.”
“Our darling Dale takes on a dozen dimensions in this daring design.”
“Holly is a dream in this flowing full length frock with matching hair.”
Tired of her Picasso-esque gown, Ms. Rosso did an unexpected costume change into a Van Gogh-esque gown, inspired by βStarry Nightβ.
She also changed the song she would sing. The orchestra scrambled to pull out the sheet music. After all, this was no ordinary Torch Song.
All of the AGMs were in the wings listening to Reneβs beautiful rendition of Nicole Scherzinger’s rendition of Don’t Cry For Me Argentina. Then suddenly, as the last note floated away, AGM Shey started turning greenish.
The AGMs and Rebecca watched in horror as the transformation continued, until
Shey had become a Goth Gown Model of her former self. The Sheygoth slowly faded away into black.
At that exact moment, every leaf on Sheyβs Cottonwood, at Timβs Magic Tree Sanctuary fell off. In the next second, all the other Magic Trees shed their leaves in solidarity.
One-Eye screamed, βSomeone save Shey! Weβre booked in Manchester in 3 daysβ!
Prior to the defoliation of Timβs Magic Trees, the trees whipped up a storm and a rainbow, that went all the way to Manchester, UK.
βOronβs head on a stick was placed on the rainbow, whereupon he slid all the way to Manchester. He landed on the doorstep of an umbrella factory, where he was cobbled back together.
As the proud owner of Charlotte & George’s new album, “Songs From Our Balcony” I must say I just can’t listen to it enough! In the meantime, here is the link to buy the new album, and other of her recordings.Β https://music.apple.com/us/artist/charlotte-hoather/853884334
Princess Blue Holly was at a stalemate battling with Etamilc. She knew Hyperion could lay a final blow, if he arrived in time!
My unease for days has troubled me, when in my study the eyes of my Black Dragon statue begin to glow. From his mouth came the pleas for help from Princess Blue Holly.
Enraged that she may be in immortal danger, I transform to the Ancient Black Dragon of the North and follow the current trails of Blue Hollyβs urgent plea back to the scene where Etamilc has enslaved the Art Gown Models and My Lady.
Etamilc has chosen my element of water to battle me. Pity there is no chance of success. I dive to the depths and exhale a mighty flame that roils the water in a tornadic blast. The water turns to steam. My Lady, and the Art Gowns Models begin to rise from their hapless imprisonment. I remain to ensure there is no repeat of Etamilcβs pitiful shenanigans.
As Hyperion converted the massive amount of water into steam, they became humungous clouds. Princess Blue Hollyβs mermaid outfit became too, heavy. She morphed into a new outfit she had designed especially for riding clouds.
With help from Resa & Daleβs trees; she gently guided Etamilc, now a phenomenal pink clouds formation to Timβs magic tree sanctuary.
After being placed between Resaβs Cottonwood and Daleβs Peach tree, the clouds contracted, leaving Etamilc as a soft fluffy cloud. She was renamed Lil’ Eta, and would live in harmony with the magic trees.
With utmost urgency, PBH looked into her Tangle-Heart. Using it as a beacon, she called the Master Mystic Owl to it.
As Princess Blue Holly transformed into Rene Rosso’s spirit form, all Mystic Owls were sent out via the Tangle-Heart. Their mission: fly the Art Gowns Models back to Chicago.
As Rene Rosso flew on her owl back to Chicago, she realized the Art Gowns Models’ gowns would be too, heavy for the Mystic Owls. Further, now that the AGMs’ feet were unplanted, Daleβs Peach tree was no longer confused.
Working in tandem with Resaβs Cottonwood, the 2 magic trees managed to transform all of the AGMs into spirit forms, wearing all new spirit gowns.
The Art Gowns Models were oblivious to their reconstitutions. All they heard was music. Dale heard “live, solo, electric guitar stylings”.
Β Shey heard The Stones “Jumping Jack Flash”, and Dylan’s “Knocking on Heavenβs Door”.
Gigi Β was surrounded by Queenβs “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”.
Holly Β was immersed in Candy Dulfer and Dave Stewart jamming on “Lily Was Here”.
Marina swelled to the heartbreak of “It’s All Over Now Baby Blue”, by Bob Dylan.
Although it was about to storm, each Mystic Owl put an AGM on its back and flew away.
Suddenly, a very dangerous lightening storm broke out.Β Rene Rosso sent her rendition of βAinβt No Sunshineβ (based on Melody Gardotβs version) out to the AGMs to protect them on their flight back to Chicago.
Meanwhile, back in Chicago, One-Eye was quite stressed. Ms. Rosso had had Rebecca Budd art direct an all out extravaganza, for the last nightβs performance in Chicago. Tickets were sold out!
The show was set to start in less than 2 hours. Would Rene Rosso & the Art Gowns Models get back in time? Stay tuned for the next episode to find out!
Their names are hot under their Spirit Gown drawings, so visit away!
FYI – The Spirit Gowns were drawn all, or in most part to the songs named under their sketches. {“live, solo, electric guitar stylings”, “Baby Blue”, “Jumping Jack Flash”, & “Knocking on Heavenβs Door”} were played by the Band Under Resa’s Bed.
Dahlings, itβs me, Rene Rosso! Welcome toΒ A Tangle Of Stars!
Tonight’s Stars are Resa (aka One- Eye), and Rebecca Budd. Rebecca did a podcast where she interviewed Resa about her Art Gowns.
Iβm sure youβll want to hear the Podcast, so click on the banner below.
Of course now that One -Eye has had her moment of glory, I am thrilled to tell you that I will be reciting Holly – House of HeartΒ poetry, through Rebecca Budd’s voice. One-Eye is working on the contract.
Remember Poppy from a gala fundraiser & show of supportΒ for all victims of rape, sexual abuse and crimes of violence (click above pic for post) where she performed a jazzy ballet with Marina Kanavaki. They wore identical costumes.
Of course Chicklet Poppy had a trial run at The Tangle of Stars hairdo. Look how fabulous I look. Such talent!
That concludes this first ever, most wonderful βA Tangle of Starsβ. Tata! See you at the second one!
The moment Rene Rosso felt Rebecca Buddβs estranged & frantic energy, she instinctively morphed into Princess Blue Holly.
Princess Blue Holly looked into her Tangle-Heart. The signal was weak.
Her Tangle-Heart managed to connect via the moon to a magic orb from Daleβs Peach tree.
It led Blue Holly to a wind farm outside of Chicago. It was here she found the Art Gowns Models planted firmly into the good earth.
She also found the tornado that had captured them. It was Etamilc Egnahc.Β Poor thing had once been Blue Hollyβs friend; a gentle, soothing summer breeze. Then climate change turned her into a PBH nemesis.
βBlue Holly, welcome to my Art Gowns Models Plantation! Seems whenever the Art Gowns Models are in jeopardy, you come to the rescue. Well, youβre too late! They’re already growing roots, and once they go to seed Iβll be planting Art Gowns aplenty.β
βIβm sick and tired of wearing doors, chairs, trees, birdbaths and whatnot. From now on itβs nothing but Art Gowns in my crown, and Iβll be beautiful.β
Suddenly, cries of βhelp meβ were heard. It was the scarecrow.
Β βHis nameβs βOron. Heβs from Manchester. I picked him up while on a whirlwind tour of the U.K. Thought heβd make a good scarecrow, which is what youβll be when I finish with you!β.
With that, Etamilc became very aggressive, growing until she finally sucked up Princess Blue Holly.Β Unfortunately, she also sucked up the scarecrow. Etamilc began winding her way to Lake Michigan, where she intended to dump Blue Holly.
We interrupt this currently scheduled blogcast with Breaking News! The AIDAS,Β Association of International Divas And Singers,Β has just revealed that renown Torch Singer Rene Rosso, previous to her most recent concert, had hired One-Eye for the position of Personal Manager.
Lala Laswirl, Spokes-Singer for the AIDAS, sang out harshly against the move. She also chastised Ms. Rosso for copying Veronica Lake, accusing her of trying to suck up to One-Eye. βItβs outrageous, and unheard of! No one has ever hired a One-Eye blog mascot for anything!βΒ
β This is the most outlandish move Rene Rosso has made since she incorporated a rendition of a Stevie Nicks RockβnβRoll song into her Torch repertoire!Β I wouldn’t be surprised if One-Eye put her up to it.β
As they approached Lake Michigan, PBH was whipping her spiked leaves and poison berries at the walls of Etamilc’s vortex. βOronβs head snapped off the scarecrowβs pole, andΒ whirlpooled into the exact centre of Etamilc Egnahc, causing her to go off balance and plunge into the massive lake, taking Blue Holly and ‘Oron with her.
Using her cyclone power, Etamilc arose from the lake as a waterspout. No matter how hard PBH tried to climb out of the swirling water, Etamilc managed to keep her prisoner.
Using her Tangle-Heart as a conduit, she called upon her Inner Dragon. Hyperion heard, and roared loudly.
It was at that exact moment that Art Gowns Model Dale connected to her Peach Tree. The magic tree was confused. It was above and below. What did it all mean?
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